Ouch…these pictures hurt my soul….I know the future is digital, and it’s probably for the best, but still….Fucking hell, books were my entire life when I was a kid. And they still are. It hurt to watch Borders go under. The empty shelves….Feels bad, man.
Let me explain to you how much of an asshole you are.
Customer. You come over to me and ask me if you have too many items in your cart for express. From your tone of voice I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING. So I told you, YES, you do have too many items in your cart. I WAS JOKING.
APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG. I KNOW AND ACCEPT THIS.
BUT YOU WERE SO FUCKING OFFENDED BY THIS, THAT YOU TOLD MY BOSS.
You were so offended by the little cashier, so furious at my blatant disrespect that you complained to my boss.
Then she had to tell her boss about the customer complaint.
I ALMOST LOST MY MOTHER FUCKING JOB TODAY BECAUSE OF YOU.
Do you feel good about yourself? Do you feel like a big man for smiting the little girl and putting her in her place? I bet you do. I bet you love it you piece of shit.
"Who the hell does she think she is?!"
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU’RE NOT THE CENTER OF THE MOTHER FUCKING UNIVERSE.
I’m selling all of my belongings and moving into the forest. I will build a fort and smear war paint across my filthy face before killing the deer that wandered across my path. I will forsake all technology and survive on what the earth gives me. I will worship heathen gods in dance and sacrifice. I will live by no mans law but my own. I will take Andy with me as my damsel in distress.